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The Conspiracy Issue

05.07.2012

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By Mother’s very own conspiracy investigator Charlotte Cramer


Obama is a shape-shifting reptilian. The music industry pushed aggressive hip-hop to make money from the private prison service. And a New World Order is being driven by the Devil. These are some of the conspiracy theories investigated in this week's issue. Are you a skeptic or do you believe in conspiracies? 


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Hip-hop & private prisons

 
From whether 2Pac and Biggie are still alive, to the roots of Jay Z's cultish Rokerfella sign, hip-hop has always loved a conspiracy theory.
 
So it's no surprise that there's a fresh one on the agenda. It tells of an anonymous email written by a former music industry insider describing a 'secret meeting that changed rap music and destroyed a generation’.
 
The writer details a meeting in the US in 1991 in which he and 25 other music execs were told that their companies could be rewarded huge profits by investing in the private prisons industry.
 
Why would two such industries come together?Well at this meeting it was said that, as culturally influential individuals, these music-industry professionals were asked to market hip-hop music that promoted criminal behaviour. 
 


The thinking being that these cultural messages of influence would be echoed by real behaviour on the streets of LA and would therefore result in more felonies: more inmates. How does that lead to profits? Well in the private prisons industry profitability arises per diem: the more inmates, the more money they get. And so through investment and cultural influence, the music industry was said to make profit over and above just album sales.
 
Is it true? Well it’s some theory. Even if it is a bit dark, it potentially holds up the argument for how culture influences commerce.
 
Hip-hop did get a bit darker and did have a change of direction. On N.W.A’s acclaimed album Efil4zaggin and Ice-Cube’s Death Certificate, lyrics reflected gang culture and revealed the dark side of hip-hop. This was the year after the iconic Parental Advisory sticker began appearing on album covers.

But the most significant flaw was that in fact, 1991 was the first year that crime started to drop in decades. There was a rise in the number of inmates, but this simply stems from changes in government legislation to incarcerate a wider range of felons.


Maybe it’s just a conspiracy theory by the music industry about ‘a conspiracy theory about the music industry’ to draw light on a significant period of hip-hop music, to shift more albums.
 
Did someone just say they saw Biggie and 2Pac in Hawaii?
 

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New world order

Although the term ‘New World Order’ has seemingly innocent roots; it was used by Churchill to describe his desire to combine nation-states’ efforts to address worldwide problems; the associated conspiracy suggests that a secretive elite power are conspiring to rule the world through a single authoritarian government.
 
This all-ruling body are supposedly a group of genetically-related individuals which include many of the world’s wealthiest people, top politicians and the corporate elite who’s goal is to create a One World Government, stripping the world of all borders thus making everyone obedient to their agenda. Their intention is to implement a total control over every being on the planet and to reduce the world’s population by 5.5 billion people.

 

This idea is hardly novel and in fact, its theorists argue that the first signs of New World Order are traceable back to the nineteenth century and prophecies about the “end time” in the Bible. They assert that a group of people have made a deal with the devil to gain wealth and power that will ultimately lead to a dystopian world empire, which imposes the imperial cult of an ‘Unholy Trinity’. In more recent years the Freemasons, Illuminati and an American ‘secret team’ in black helicopters have been blamed as the imposers of this new ruling system.
 
Is there a higher power we don’t know about? Is there someone higher than the supposedly powerful G8?

Well if you forget the bit about the devil and reducing the world’s population by 5.5 billion people, the liberal in you says that in fact describing the power of globalization, a shift to a truly global flow commerce, culture, communication and nationality.
 



And that has nothing to do with one group of individuals; it’s down to changes in human attitude and behaviour, technological innovation, a truly global transport eco-system and the Internet.
 

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Obama is a reptile

 

Those most recently blamed for their involvement in creating a one world government are a plague of reptilians who live in tunnels and caverns in ‘hollow Earth’; Shape-shift into humans and are supposedly ruling our world. 

Barak Obama himself and even Annie Lennox are said to be such creatures.
 
David Icke, the man who is most recently noted for expanding on this theory posits that these reptoids are descendants from Draco, a north sky star constellation and have come to Earth in search of ‘monoatomic gold’.


A mineral that he argues can increase the nervous system’s capacity ten thousand-fold thus enabling the individual to process vast amounts of information, speed up trans-dimensional travel and shape-shift from reptilian to human form.
 
Now we can’t help but hope that somehow, this is true. If it were, these super-human nervous entities would surely be able to solve the world’s economic and political problems.

Of even higher hopes, perhaps we could get a hold of some ‘monoatomic gold’: do a week’s work in a day; teleport to Samoa for the weekend and have a conversation with a goldfish (if you so wish).
 
Unfortunately I’d imagine that the critics are right, this substance doesn’t exist and even if it does, it doesn’t have these qualities.  
 


Icke is simply using allegory to depict the alienating nature of global capitalism.

Although utterly absurd, you can’t help but question what could have triggered the conspiracy in the first place.
 

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Our health in their hands


If something is known to have happened once, who says it can’t happen again?
 
Between 1932 and 1972 the U.S Public Health Service conducted the infamous ‘clinical study’ into the natural progression of untreated syphilis by infecting patients under the false pretense of free health care.
 
The 600 subjects were never told they had syphilis, nor were they ever treated for it.
They were told they were being treated for ‘bad-blood’, a local term used to describe several illnesses including anemia and fatigue, and as an award for participation in the study were given free meals and burial insurance.

 


Even after the 1940's validation of penicillin as an effective cure for the disease they were studying they failed to treat the patients. So, should we think twice before our next vaccination? Are governments or drugs companies using us as guinea pigs and opportunities to make cash?
 
In recent years a number of other medicines have been under fire for failing to treat the diseases they claim to, namely Cervavix (or Gardasil), the HPV vaccine that was administered by the NHS to all school-girls.

Critics have suggested that these vaccines were ‘pushed by pseudo-scientific nonsense’ solely to create huge cash flow for the pharmaceutical companies. As evidence, they cite an FDA background document that airs worries of an increase in cervical cancer in certain groups of women who have had the vaccination and that “no significant evidence of a vaccine therapeutic effect was observed”.
 


Some experts believe the vaccine has not been administered for long enough to know the true long-term benefits or adverse effects. Either way, there's hardly compelling enough research to administer it in the first place. 
 
Is the medical industry really looking after us?
 

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Musicians and deaths

Did someone really see 2Pac and Biggie in Hawaii? Probably not but Elvis Presley is currently working as an undercover agent for the DEA and in the last year, Michael Jackson has been ‘spotted’ in Paris, Israel and Disney World.

Oh, and Bob Marley was given a pair of boots by the CIA that had a small copper wire that jabbed his toe and gave him the cancer that eventually killed him.
 
The death of iconic pop stars comes with conspiracy theories more than any other cultural or popular culture.


Why do we refuse to believe that a celebrity is dead, or accept that they died the way we are told? Why these more than regular people?
 
Perhaps it’s because we place them on a pedestal that surpasses death, as their music lives on, and their cultural influence never dies. Interestingly those with such theories surrounding their death, whilst are celebrated icons of their time, also had a number of issues – Elvis was overweight and a drug user, Michael Jackson struggled with his image and health; so perhaps it is human nature to fantasise about their new idyllic lives. 
 
Wishful thinking perhaps, but either way the conspiracy theories help us remember such icons. With this in mind, here are five of our favourite Elvis conspiracy theories.
 

 
1. Elvis’ name isn’t spelt right on his headstone, so he can’t be officially dead.
 
2. Elvis faked his own death
 
3. Elvis actually died in the mid 90’s
 
4. After faking his own death, Elvis broke his leg in a motorcycling accident
 
5. Play his hit ‘That’s Alright (Mama) backwards at around 1.23 and you will hear him taking an order from Wendy’s ‘..yes ma’am.. cheese.. cheeseburger.. and cheesy fries… 6.49’
 
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About the Author

Before working at Mother, Charlotte suffered a short-lived career as an actress in which her biggest claim to fame is ending up on the cutting room floor of a Harry Potter movie. She loves surfing and hopes to retire to a beach-hut cafe in Nicaragua selling fish tacos. @charlottecramer

Credits

Lead Image and Story 3. Obama the Lizard from here; Story 1. 2Pac via Rap Wallpapers; Story 2. Via afteramericafiles; Story 4. Damien Hirst’s Medicine Cabinets via according2g.com; Story 5. Elvis via here.